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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/29/17

khaz cheesy joke logo 20110802The End Is Near

Fred and Luke were fishing on the side of the road. They made a sign
saying:

THE END IS NEAR! TURN YOURSELF AROUND
NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!

…and showed it to each passing car.

One driver that passed didn’t appreciate the sign and shouted out his
window, “Leave me alone you nuts!”

All of a sudden they heard a big splash.

Fred turned to Luke, “do you think we should just put up a sign that
says: ‘Bridge Out Ahead’ instead?”

 

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First Amendment: Goodbye to two original free spirit, free speech icons

Gene Policinski

The twin icons of “hip” and “hippies” are no more.

Hugh Hefner, who died yesterday at age 91, taught the Beat and boomer generations provocative lessons about sex, jazz and a lifestyle free from guilt — fueling, if not founding, a sexual revolution that would shake the nation and overturn social taboos through his Playboy magazine and his own free-wheeling lifestyle. In his later years and up to the day of his death, Hefner lived in the nation’s mind as a silk-pajama-clad swinger who enjoyed a taboo-shattering, hedonistic lifestyle that he both created and promoted.

Rolling Stone magazine, first published in 1967, followed Hefner into the nation’s psyche and onto its newsstands, no less an arbiter of music, film, politics and art. It was the must-read of the counterculture, and along with its readers weathered the transition to the mainstream culture — at least for the nation’s progressive wing. Earlier this month, Rolling Stone founder Jann Wenner announced that he would sell his controlling interest in the publication.

Playboy and Rolling Stone magazines may well continue publishing for years, but without Hefner and Wenner — two free spirits who helped shape American culture for more than 50 years — it won’t be the same.

First, on Playboy and its larger-than-life founder: To play on an old joke, yes, there really were articles to read along with eyeing the nude centerfolds. Hefner used his magazine to give voice to the leading writers, pop philosophers and artists of the latter half of the 20th century, and to promote his views on civil rights, sexual freedom and social tolerance.

Writers Norman Mailer and Gore Vidal, music superstars Miles Davis, John Lennon and Yoko Ono, activist Martin Luther King Jr. and athlete Muhammad Ali were just a few of the hundreds who found a home in Playboy’s pages. In the magazine’s early years it serialized Ray Bradbury’s landmark novel and screed against censorship, the futuristic “Fahrenheit 451.”

Earlier this year Hefner and his daughter Christie, who was for many years his successor at Playboy Enterprises, were honored with the Newseum’s Free Expression Award for their combined support of free expression, social justice and equality.

Even as the fortunes of the Playboy empire shifted and waned, “Hef” created the Hugh M. Hefner Foundation that remains committed, in part through its annual First Amendment Awards, to honoring and inspiring the kind of commitment to free speech he so passionately embraced and exemplified.

There will be those who will mark his death with criticism of the “Playboy Philosophy” — Hefner’s declaration of freedom from what he saw as the straight-laced, suffocating social standards of post-WWII life. And there will be many who will not forgive him for what they saw as the vulgar depiction of women as little more than bare-breasted, adolescent sex toys.

But those critics will once again fall short of taking the full measure of a publisher who put his passion for free speech ahead of his business and fortune. Over the decades, Hefner’s company fought multiple legal battles against self-appointed cultural censors and pandering politicians who tried to impose limits on the press.

Those critics will also gloss over Hefner’s early, innovative use of television with the shows “Playboy Penthouse” and “Playboy After Dark,” which presented a racially diverse set of musicians, comedians and other artists, comfortable in one another’s company at a time when, in many parts of the nation, they could not even have been seated in the same room.

And, lest we forget, there also was “The Playboy Interview” — the front-of-book, Q&A feature that provided newsmakers of the time a place to speak their minds to a mass audience in a personal manner not seen elsewhere. From Steve Jobs to Billie Jean King, from “Roots” author Alex Haley to futurist Marshall McLuhan, from Frank Sinatra to Snoop Dog, Playboy showed celebrities in a more personal, authentic light, which was markedly different from the celebrity profiles in other publications.

This oh-so-personal icon of “hip” was preceded into pop history only days earlier by the end of Rolling Stone magazine as we knew it — a singular, sometimes spectacular, “hippie” troubadour extolling the virtues of rock ‘n’ roll, celebrity lifestyles and pop lit.

A 1972 hit song said it best, and with more than a tinge of irony, when it described Rolling Stone at its pinnacle in the “sex, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll” era:

“Well, we’re big rock singers
We got golden fingers
And we’re loved everywhere we go (that sounds like us)
We sing about beauty and we sing about truth
At ten thousand dollars a show (right)
We take all kinds of pills that give us all kind of thrills
But the thrill we’ve never known
Is the thrill that’ll gitcha when you get your picture
On the cover of the Rollin’ Stone”
— “Cover of Rolling Stone,” by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show, released November 1972

Today’s hipsters are more likely to get music news, and perhaps all news, scrolling through social media feeds on their iPhones. Still, the magazine’s cover image retained some power. As late as July, Rolling Stone showed signs of its old counterculture spunk when it featured a soulful photo of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau with the headline, “Why can’t he be our president?”

The magazine was both incubator and home to the best American writers of the last half-century, being the first to feature landmark literary works by Tom Wolfe and Hunter S. Thompson. It also published some of the best investigative and political reporting of the time. Rolling Stone took readers behind the scenes of the music, film and TV industries; its highly personal style shattering the “who, what, when, where and why” approach of mainstream media.

From takes on a national pension scandal to invasive, critical looks at Wall Street shenanigans, to a devastatingly-detailed profile of then-Gen. Stanley McChrystal, it was Rolling Stones‘s willingness and ability to tackle major social issues along with celebrity coverage that gave the magazine its cultural swagger and impact.

Still, the magazine staggered ungracefully into its last years under Wenner. In 2014 it was forced to retract a feature story on an alleged gang rape at the University of Virginia, and was dragged into court for multiple libel lawsuits. A meticulous report that followed the well-publicized scandal slammed the magazine’s lack of editorial oversight on the discredited story.

There is good argument to be made that by 2017, Hefner and Wenner and their respective publications had become modest, if not anachronistic, shells of their former selves. The brand loyalty each created and on which each depended is now diffused by easy access to a glut of information on the web.

But they remain champions of free expression; having shown us all the power of free speech to drive social introspection and spark cultural change. And, in the main, we are all the better for that.

Gene Policinski is chief operating officer of the Newseum Institute and senior vice president of the Institute’s First Amendment Center. He can be reached at [email protected]. Follow him on Twitter: @genefac

This weekend’s Hays-area garage sales

Hays-area garage sales

Made possible by our sponsors: Coldwell Banker Executive Realty, Midwest Energy, Nex-Tech Wireless, Northwestern Printers and RE/MAX Pro.

Scroll to the bottom for a map of garage sale locations. Hays Post offers FREE garage sale listings weekly. Having a sale next weekend? Click HERE for details.

Address: 3503 Fairway Dr., Hays
Items for sale: Home decor, child’s bike, Christmas items, small desk, vacuum cleaner, kitchen items, books, fishing gear, and los of miscellaneous.

Friday, September 29, 1 p.m. to 7 p.m. and Saturday, September 30, 8 a.m. to noon.

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Address: 1005 W. 37th St, Hays
Items for sale: Girls clothes size 5-7
Woman’s clothes size 8-16
Girl toys – toddler to age 6
Disney girl twin bedding set and other beddings
Home decor
Treadmill, microwave, vacuum
Curtains
Pots and pans
Books
Some furniture

Sat 9/30/17 – 9am – 1pm

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Address: 2212 Henry Dr, Hays
Items for sale: Mult. family – Furniture, small kitchen appliances, a lot clothes & misc.

Friday 4-7 & Saturday 8:30-12:00

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Address: 817 Washington, Ellis
Items for sale: Household items, Furniture, Antiques, Holiday Decorations, Baby Items, Clothing for all Sizes and much more. NEW items added weekly.

Friday, Sept. 29th, 1:00 PM – 4:00 PM

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SUBMIT your free garage sale listing where it will be SEEN! Deadline is noon each Wednesday, but, hey, we’re flexible here at Hays Post. Click HERE to submit your weekend garage sale.

BEECH: Disaster preparedness tips for pet owners

Linda Beech

As we near the end of September, our Prepare Kansas campaign will soon draw to a close. The goal of this K-State Research and Extension campaign has been to help Kansans become better prepared for emergencies and natural disasters.

Although many people are aware of these risks, few actually have a disaster plan for their families and homes. Even fewer have plans that include their pets.

This month, I worked with Alicia Boor, Cottonwood District Ag Agent based in Great Bend, to present disaster preparedness programs in both our counties. While my presentations focused on preparing your home, family and finances for disaster, Alicia’s topic was developing a disaster plan for pets. Her former work experience in zoos has made her very aware of the need to have a plan in place for the animals in our care.

Not having a disaster plan can be dangerous for pets, as well as for their families and first responders. Here are a few ideas to help pet owners develop an emergency preparedness plan that includes their pets and the necessary items they may need to quickly respond in the event of a disaster.

Just as people should always be prepared for a disaster, we should keep our pets prepared for an unexpected event as well. First, be sure your pets wear a collar at all times with your current contact information. Also include an alternate emergency contact such as your veterinarian if possible. Proper identification is essential for reunification in the event your pet gets lost.

In addition, dogs and cats should always be kept up-to-date on their vaccines. If your pet has to be evacuated and sheltered with other animals, it may be more susceptible to infectious diseases and conditions. The most important vaccine is the rabies vaccine, since your pet may be more likely to come into contact with other pets and possibly even wildlife if sheltered or lost.

Regardless of the nature of the disaster, it is important to have a disaster kit with basic supplies that are important for a pet’s safety and well-being. An appropriately sized carrier or cage with your current contact information can be used to safely transport your pet, and it also can serve as a temporary means of housing. You should also include the following in a pet’s disaster kit:

• Copies of important papers (emergency telephone numbers, rabies vaccination certificate, vaccination record, microchip information, drug/vaccine/food allergies, list of current medications with doses, etc.) and a current photo of you and the pet together, labeled with identifying information such as species, color, sex and age.
• Enough of the pet’s food in sturdy containers to last for a minimum of 3 days plus a 3-day supply of clean water and bowls to use for food and water. Canned food is preferred for its storability and moisture content if your pet is not on a special diet, so be sure to include a can opener and utensils in your kit.
• extra leashes/collars and sanitation supplies (cat litter, plastic bags, etc.) A long piece of gauze can be wrapped around the animal’s snout and tied behind its ears to create a temporary muzzle.
• Medications as needed and a basic first aid kit for the pet.
• Pet comfort items (blankets, towels, toys, etc.).

All of these supplies should be kept in a water- proof container that is easy to transport and appropriately labeled with your current contact information.

Unfortunately, it is not uncommon for owners to become separated from their pets during disasters. It is imperative that pet owners not enter affected areas or attempt to return to their homes until they are given permission to do so by emergency management authorities. If separated from your pet, contact animal control, your local animal shelters, area veterinary hospitals, and the pet’s microchip company, if applicable. Social media platforms (Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter) have also been used in recent events to reunite owners with their pets.

For more information about preparing pets for disaster, see www.ready.gov/animals and follow the Prepare Kansas blog at https://blogs.k-state.edu/preparekansas/.

Linda K. Beech is Cottonwood District Extension Agent for Family and Consumer Sciences.

FHSU Panhellenic hosting color run and walk

On Saturday September 30th, Panhellenic will host its first Circle of Sisterhood Color Run/Walk 5k around the FHSU Campus.

The race starts at 11am with registration beginning at 9am on the Memorial Union Patio. Located on the West side of the Quad on the FHSU Campus.

The cost of registration is $5 for kids, $10 for FHSU students and faculty, and $20 for community members.

To sponsor the event, contact Samantha Montgomery in the Center for Student involvement at 785-628-4664.

For more information, like the Panhellenic Color Run/Walk 5k on Facebook or contact Carlie Snethen by email at [email protected].

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Dinkel leads HHS girls’ golf at Hutchinson

HUTCHINSON, Kan. – The Hays High girls golf team placed two in the top 20 and finished fourth at the 18-team Hutchinson Invitational at Carey Park. Karee Dinkel fired a 4-over-par 75 and finished third, three shots off the pace. Emily McGuire was 11th with an 87. The Indians shot a 362 as a team and 19 back of third place Topeka Hayden.

Team Finish
1. Wichita-Trinity Academy 340
2. Manhattan 342
3. Topeka-Hayden 343
4. Hays High 362
5. Derby 368
6. Maize 369
7. Garden City 369
8. Winfield 374
9. Maize South 379
10. Great Bend 380
11 Arkansas City 398
12. Buhler 401
13. Dodge City 419
14. Hutchinson 424
15. Goddard-Eisenhower 424
16. Salina South 436
17. Newton 485
18. Topeka West 539

Top 20 Medalists
1. Hannah Hawks Wichita-Trinity Academy 72
2. Madison Slayton Wichita-Trinity Academy 74
3. Karee Dinkel Hays High 75
4. Kenni Henson Derby 75
5. Caroline Setter Topeka-Hayden 77
6. Macie Myers Manhattan 79
7. Samantha Blenden Topeka- Hayden 81
8. Lexie Ridder Maize 85
9. Emma Johnson Derby 86
10. Hannah Shaver Maize South 86
11. Emily McGuire Hays High 87
Delaney Wisdom Manhattan 87
13. Lydia Frey Manhattan 88
Katye Vausbinder Topeka-Hayden 88
Elise Jackson Manhattan 88
16. Sadie Revell Winfield 89
17. Alyssa McMillen Garden City 90
Andi Siebert Manhattan 90
Erika Hoag Arkansas City 90
Morgan Cabral Garden City 90

Cloudy, mild Friday with a chance for showers

 

Today A slight chance of showers between noon and 4pm, then a slight chance of showers and thunderstorms after 4pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 70. Light and variable wind becoming east southeast around 6 mph in the afternoon. Chance of precipitation is 20%.

Tonight A 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms, mainly after midnight. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 55. Southeast wind around 6 mph.

Saturday A 30 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms, mainly before 1pm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 74. South wind 7 to 17 mph, with gusts as high as 28 mph.

Saturday Night A 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 59. South wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as 28 mph.

Sunday A 20 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms after 1pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 80. Breezy, with a south wind 14 to 21 mph, with gusts as high as 31 mph.

Sunday NightA 40 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 60.

MondayMostly sunny, with a high near 82. Breezy.

Court rejects appeal in murder of teen at Kan. swimming pool

Appleby-photo KDOC

TOPEKA, Kan. (AP) — A federal appeals court has dismissed an appeal from a man convicted in the 2002 killing a teenager at a Leawood swimming pool.

The Kansas City Star reports the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Denver on Thursday upheld a lower court ruling dismissing the appeal of Benjamin Appleby.

Appleby, now 42, is serving a life sentence for capital murder and attempted rape of 19-year-old Ali Kemp in the pump room of a swimming pool where she worked.

Appleby was arrested in 2004 in Connecticut and confessed to the killing. The Kansas Supreme Court later upheld his murder conviction and life sentence but dismissed the attempted rape conviction.

Among other things, Appleby’s appeal argued that his confession was not legally obtained and his trial attorney was ineffective.

KHP: I-70 open after truck carrying ammonia rolls

Thursday rollover accident in Saline County-photo KHP

SALINE COUNTY — Law enforcement authorities are investigating the cause of an accident just after 7p.m. Thursday in Saline County.

According to the Kansas Highway Patrol a truck carrying anhydrous ammonia rolled just east of the Interstate 135 – Interstate 70 Junction.

The accident forced officials to divert eastbound traffic at the junction.

The accident also damaged an overhead sign forcing officials to divert westbound traffic diverted while the Kansas Department of Transportation assessed the damage.

There was no ammonia spill and no injuries reported

More information will be released Friday.

New study released on nontraffic injuries and fatalities in young children

KIDS AND CARS

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Over the last couple of decades, significant reductions in vehicle crash-related child fatalities have been attributed to advances in legislation, public safety campaigns and engineering. However, less is known about nontraffic injuries and fatalities (occurring primarily in driveways and parking lots) to children in and around motor vehicles.

A new Traffic Injury Prevention Journal study, Unintentional Nontraffic Injury and Fatal Events: Threats to Children In and Around Motor Vehicles describes the frequency of various nontraffic incidents, injuries, and fatalities to children using a unique surveillance system and database. The database was developed and is maintained by KidsAndCars.org, a national nonprofit organization dedicated to keeping children safe in and around motor vehicles. Examples of nontraffic events include backovers, children left in hot vehicles, frontovers, children inadvertently knocking vehicles into gear, and others.

The new study describes the national incidence of various nontraffic incidents, injuries, and fatalities to children in the United States using a comprehensive, longstanding surveillance system and database. Prior studies have focused on certain types of nontraffic mechanisms such as backovers, heatstroke, power window strangulation, trunk entrapment, etc. In addition to focusing on just a single mechanism, many of these studies have also been limited by institutional or regional estimates, or a narrow time period. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has published recent periodic nontraffic incident summaries, including those with child-specific data. The significance of this study is that it is the first detailed analysis that includes all types of nontraffic vehicular dangers to young children.

Instances of nontraffic injuries and fatalities in the United States to children 0-14 years were tracked from 1990-2014 using a compilation of sources including media reports, individual accounts from victims and their families, medical examiner reports, police reports, child death review teams, coroner reports, medical professionals, lawyers and various modes of publications. There were over 11,750 distinct incidents in a variety of venues and vehicles affecting 14,568 children 14 years and younger, resulting in nearly 3,400 deaths of which 47 percent were male, and with an average age of 42 months.

“While we have made great progress in reducing injuries to children in motor vehicle crashes, this study describes the burden of nontraffic incidents and deaths to children 14 years old and younger over a 25-year period, including: children left in hot vehicles, backovers, frontovers, and other mechanisms,” said Dr. Mark Zonfrillo, a pediatric emergency medicine physician and injury researcher from Hasbro Children’s Hospital and Alpert Medical School of Brown University, and lead author of the study. “These nontraffic incidents present an important and often underreported threat to the safety and lives of young children, and are completely preventable” he added.

“These issues have been masked for decades by the age-old problem of, no data; no problem. Once thought of and referred to as ‘freak accidents,’ this study reveals just how common nontraffic incidents really are,” said Janette Fennell, president and founder of KidsAndCars.org. “Continued education, engineering modifications, advocacy, and legislation can help continue to prevent these incidents and must be incorporated into overall child vehicle safety initiatives.”

To learn more about nontraffic dangers to children visit www.KidsAndCars.org.

FHSU men’s soccer remains unbeaten at home with shutout over Oklahoma Baptist

HAYS, Kan. – The Fort Hays State men’s soccer team defeated the Oklahoma Baptist Bison 3-0 on Thursday night (Sept. 28) in the first of two non-conference home matches this weekend. The Tigers improve to 3-4-2 on the season, while the Bison dip to 2-5-1 overall.

Abdoulaye Cisse got the scoring started for the Tigers with his third goal of the season on a delivery from Raul Fierro and Derick Gonzalez in the 12th minute. Later in the first half, Fierro added a goal to his season total with his fourth on a header from six yards away, with an assist from Cisse and Gonzalez. The Tigers took a 2-0 lead into halftime. Nathan De La Hoya scored the third and final goal on the night as Cisse picked up his second assist, pushing their lead to 3-0. Cisse rifled a shot off the diving keeper that De La Hoya collected to score his first goal of the season. Michael Yantz picked up his third victory of the season in goal, moving to 3-3-2.

Fort Hays State outshot OBU 14-7. Yantz made two critical saves early in the second half, but the Bison never threatened again.

The Tigers will be back in action Saturday (Sept. 30) as they host the Southern Nazarene Crimson Storm for an afternoon matchup set to begin at 1:30 p.m.

Tigers snap 9-game losing streak, top Royals

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) – Daniel Norris threw five scoreless innings to pick up his first victory in more than three months as the Detroit Tigers snapped a season-high nine-game losing streak by beating the Kansas City Royals 4-1 on Thursday night.

Norris (5-8) gave up two hits in five innings. He was 0-4 in four starts and four relief appearances since a June 16 triumph over Tampa Bay.

The Tigers had been outscored 68-39 in their losing streak, which was their longest since dropping nine straight Sept. 1-9, 2005.

Nicholas Castellanos’ fifth-inning double with the bases loaded scored Alex Presley, JaCoby Jones and Dixon Machado. Jones singled home Andrew Romine with the first run of the inning.

Royals left-hander Danny Duffy (9-10) did not make it through the inning. Duffy was charged with four runs, six hits and three walks in 4 1/3 innings. Duffy, who was the Royals’ opening day starter, finishes the season with a 3.81 ERA in 24 starts.

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