A zookeeper walks into a pub with an elephant and orders two beers.  After a few hours and a few more drinks, the elephant collapses drunk on the floor.  As the zookeeper stumbles toward the door, the bartender calls after him, “Hey!  You can’t just leave that lyin’ here!”
The zookeeper slurs, “That’s not a lion; it’s an elephant.”

 

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