“Open wider,” requested the dentist as he began his examination.  “Good grief!”  he said startled.  “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen — the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.”

“OK, doc!” replied the patient.  “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.”

“I didn’t!  said the dentist.  “That was the echo.”

 

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