The priest said to the poor farmer, “If you had a horse, would you give it to the Lord?”
“Yes.”
“And if you had a cow?”
“Absolutely.”
“And a goat?”
“Sure.”
“A pig?”
“Now, that’s not fair!” protested the farmer. “You know I have a pig!”
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