Tapping the Cabbie

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a
bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop
window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,
“Please, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!”

The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap
would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my
first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last
25 years.”

 

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