You Need a New Fortune Teller If

…every time you draw a card, she yells “Go Fish!”

…he looks suspiciously like the guy who fixed your muffler last week.

…her spoon bending requires a pair of pliers.

…he insists that your astrological sign is “The Armadillo.”

…she shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a heavy snowstorm.

 

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