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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/19/19

khaz cheesy joke logo 20110802Perfectly Made Bed

A couple was selling their house. The mother stressed emphatically that her sons must make their beds each morning. She left for work before they left for school, and she wanted to be sure that the house looked presentable when the agent showed it to prospective buyers.

The mother was surprised and impressed that her 15-year-old son’s bed was perfectly made each day. One night when she went into his room, she discovered his secret.

He was fast asleep on the floor in his sleeping bag.

 

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Ottley joins DHDC board of directors

Ottley
Downtown Hays Development Corporation announced this week the addition of Brett Ottley to its board of directors, effective Feb. 1.

After completing high school in Victoria, Ottley earned his bachelor’s of science degree in technology studies from Fort Hays State University in 2014.

Upon graduation, Ottley accepted full-time employment at Commercial Builders Inc. as the design-build manager. Ottley is married to Taylor, who works as an operating room nurse HaysMed.

DHDC’s board of directors is made up of 13 members.

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Billinger newsletter, March 18

Sen. Rick Billinger, R-Goodland, 40th Dist.
SB 142 passed out of the Senate this week and has headed to the House for debate. This bill appropriates funds to the K-12 base aid for FY 2020 and FY 2021.

The legislation supplements the state’s $525 million, five-year investment that passed last year, with a series of additional $90 million bonuses during the next four years. SB 142 was crafted to comply with the Kansas Supreme Court’s instructions to add an inflation adjustment. We passed this with the belief that these additional dollars would finally settle the ongoing lawsuit. This is the bill Governor Kelly proposed to settle our lawsuit.

The State School Board also endorsed this bill. Last week the schools involved in the lawsuit changed their mind on the amount of money that we were adding for additional funding and are now asking for additional funds above the $90 million.

SB 22 was sent to the Governor’s desk last week for her signature. An update on SB 22, which was originally introduced in response to the Tax Cuts & Jobs Act of 2017, and the revenue windfall Kansas is expected to receive because of federal tax reform. SB 22 addresses both individual and corporate taxes by decoupling state law from federal law provisions.

The bill will provide individuals with the ability to itemize when using the federal standard deduction on their tax return. SB 22 provides Kansans with the right to deduct interest on their mortgage, property taxes and health care expenses. The bill also provides incentives for businesses to invest and create jobs in Kansas since it places Kansas on par with surrounding states that have already decoupled from federal law, increasing Kansas’ competitiveness. Kansas is one of seven states that hasn’t decoupled. If SB 22 does not get signed into law, businesses are expected to get hit with $137 million in state income taxes and individual taxpayers would pay an extra $50 million to the state. There were two amendments added to SB 22 by the House.

One amendment provided a 1% reduction in the state’s 6.5% sales tax on food. The food sales tax reduction is expected to provide a $43 million reduction in sales tax, beginning October 1st. The second amendment was an Internet sales tax amendment that requires out-of-state vendors to pay sales tax. Online sales tax is expected to generate about $21 million annually. This will be Governor Kelly’s first opportunity to keep her campaign pledge to not raise taxes.

The Senate passed Sub SB 69 that authorizes an independent $1 million study of retail rates charged by public utilities. This legislation was created in response to Kansas having some of the highest utility rates in the region and is intended to provide information to the Legislature in order to protect ratepayers.

I would like to thank everyone who stopped by the Capitol and my office last week.

I am honored and grateful to represent the 40th Senate District of Kansas. Please do not hesitate to contact me by e-mail at [email protected] or call me with your questions and concerns. My office number is 785 296-7399 or my cell is 785 899-4700. If you are in Topeka stop by my office at 236-E.

FLSA updates the topic of human resources seminar

Western Kansas Human Resource Management Association will hold its monthly meeting from noon to 1 p.m. April 10 at the Robbins Center (Eagle Communication Hall), One Tiger Place.

Registration is from 11:15 to 11:30 a.m., with a short business meeting starting at 11:30 a.m. The program for the April meeting will be “FLSA Updates” presented by Susan Lang, Department of Labor. The program will be submitted for SHRM continuing education credits.

WKHRMA members can RSVP at wkhrma.shrm.org. The deadline to RSVP is noon on April 5.

WKHRMA is an affiliate chapter of SHRM (Society for Human Resource Management), a local professional organization for persons engaged in personal or human resource management. For more information on WKHRMA, visit wkhrma.shrm.org.

The Latest: Vice President Pence to survey flood damage Tuesday

KANSAS CITY (AP) — The Latest on flooding in the Midwest (all times local):

Vice President Mike Pence will travel to Nebraska to survey damage from flooding in the Midwest.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders tweeted that President Donald Trump requested Pence go Tuesday to the Midwest to see the damage.

Sanders says Pence will be joined by Nebraska Gov. Pete Ricketts and Iowa Gov. Kim Reynolds.

The tweet did not say where in Nebraska Pence would go.

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3:30 p.m.

North Dakota’s largest city has declared an emergency and Fargo Mayor Tim Mahoney is asking residents to help fill 1 million sandbags as the city prepares for major Red River flooding.

The National Weather Service says “significant” snowmelt flooding is likely this spring in the Red River Valley after last week’s massive late-winter storm in the Midwest. The chance the river will reach major flood stage in Fargo has increased from 50 percent to 90 percent.

The neighboring cities of Fargo and Moorhead, Minnesota, experienced a record flood 10 years ago. The two cities have implemented several measures such as home buyouts and levees since then.

But Mahoney says there are still areas that could be vulnerable. Sandbag-filling operations begin March 26.

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3:10 p.m.

An Illinois town is bracing for potentially the worst flooding it has seen in at least a half-century.

Freeport City Manager Lowell Crow says the town of 25,000 residents west of Rockford could see an all-time record flood along the Pecatonica River. At best, the water level will get to its highest level in 50 years.

Several Illinois towns face flooding from the late-winter deluge that has ravaged several Midwestern states. National Weather Service readings show major flooding along the Pecatonica River at Shirland, Illinois, and along the Rock River in Moline and the Rockford area.

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2:45 p.m.

The late-winter flood has compromised about 200 miles of Missouri River levees in four Midwestern states.

The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers says levees that have been topped or breached in Nebraska, Iowa, Missouri and Kansas contributed to the flooding that has forced hundreds of people from their homes. Three deaths have been blamed on floodwaters, and two men in Nebraska have been missing since Thursday.

The National Weather Service says river levels have topped off along the Missouri River at Omaha, Nebraska, as well as at several Missouri River tributaries in Nebraska.

High flows and water levels remain throughout the river basin south of Sioux City, Iowa.

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Kansas man hospitalized after pressure tank explodes

RENO COUNTY — One person was injured in a home accident Monday in rural Reno County.

Just after 4:30p.m., deputies and emergency crews were dispatched to a home at 27119 W. Pleasant Valley Road in Reno County for a report of an explosion with an injured person, according to the Reno County Sheriff’s Department.

Gary Osenbaugh, 50, Turon, was blowing out a pressure tank with an air compressor when the pressure tank exploded.

The tank was blown out of the underground housing and struck Gary in the head.

Reno County EMS transported Osenbaugh to Wesley Medical Center for treatment of a severe head injury, according to the sheriff’s department.

Cloudy, mild with a chance for rain

Tuesday A 40 percent chance of showers, mainly before noon. Cloudy, with a high near 51. East southeast wind 8 to 16 mph becoming north in the afternoon.

Tuesday NightMostly cloudy, with a low around 30. North wind 9 to 15 mph.

WednesdaySunny, with a high near 57. Northwest wind 8 to 14 mph.

Wednesday NightClear, with a low around 32. Northwest wind 6 to 11 mph becoming light west northwest.

ThursdaySunny, with a high near 60.

Thursday NightMostly cloudy, with a low around 37.

Kan. man dead, 1 hospitalized after semi collides with SUV

WILSON COUNTY — One person died in an accident just before 5p.m. Monday in Wilson County.

The Kansas Highway Patrol reported a 2015 GMC Acadia driven by Marilyn K. Millikan, 74, Buffalo, Kansas, was eastbound on U.S. 400 five miles west of Fredonia.

As the GMC slowed down to turn onto Kansas 39, an eastbound semi was unable to slow down and struck the Acadia.

A passenger in the Acadia Jackie Dean Millikan, 76, Buffalo, Kansas, was transported to the hospital in Fredonia where he died. Marilyn Millikan was transported to Wesley Medical Center with serious injuries.

The semi driver Valeriy V. Grinev, 53, Ephrata, Pennsylvania, was not injured. All three were properly restrained at the time of the accident, according to the KHP.

Tiger women come up short in Central Regional title game

HAYS, Kan. – Southwestern Oklahoma State hit its first five field goal attempts of the game, jumped out to an early 14-point lead, and held off two strong rallies from Fort Hays State to claim the NCAA II Central Regional Championship 88-77 Monday night in front of a raucous crowd of over 5,000 at Gross Coliseum. Bulldogs senior guard and Great American Conference Player of the Year Hayden Priddy scored a game-high 32 points to lead the Bulldogs (33-1) to their first Elite Eight.

FHSU Postgame Press Conference

Game Highlights

A rough start to the game was too much for the Tigers (32-2) to overcome in the battle of Top 10 nationally ranked teams. FHSU started the game 0-of-7 from the field until a Maddie Mittie layup just over six minutes into the game snapped the cold spell. While the Tigers were struggling from the field, SWOSU built a 16-2 lead and eventually led by 10 at the end of the first quarter, 23-13.

After shooting 57.1 percent from the field in the opening frame, Southwestern Oklahoma went on a 12-4 run to open the second quarter and built the lead to 18 with 7:41 to play. The Tigers fought their way back with a frantic 25-8 run to cut the lead to one with 34 seconds remaining in the first half. SWOSU hit a pair of free throws and Kasey Kennett had a 3-pointer rim out at the horn to give the Lady Bulldogs a 45-42 halftime lead.

The Tigers pulled within a point two different times early in the third quarter and had a chance to take the lead but following a missed shot, Priddy hit a three-pointer to push the Lady Bulldogs lead to four. FHSU trimmed the lead to two twice after that, but SWOSU answered with an 8-0 run to go up 10. Priddy buried the Tigers in a deep hole once more by scoring the final seven points of the third quarter and pushing the lead out to 16 after three quarters.

Fort Hays State used a 13-3 run to trim a 17-point deficit to seven, but SWOSU ended the rally with a pair of free throws with three minutes to go. The Bulldogs pushed the lead back into double figures with 2:42 to play and it never dipped under 10 the rest of the way.

FHSU struggled to find their touch behind the arc, finishing 2-of-16 from 3-point range. They did out rebound the Lady Bulldogs by 15 including a 19-5 edge in offensive rebounds. However, 14 more attempts at the basket was not enough to get past the Bulldogs.

Tatyana Legette closed out her tremendous collegiate career with a hard-fought double-double performance of 19 points and 13 rebounds. She also had a team-high five assists. Belle Barbieri also had a double-double of 19 points and 10 rebounds. Legette and Barbieri were named to the Central Regional All-Tournament Team along with Priddy, Hailey Tucker, and Taber Beer of SWOSU. Tucker finished the night with a double-double of 14 points and 12 rebounds, while Beer was the regional semifinal hero that hit a buzzer-beating shot to lift SWOSU into the regional title game. Beer finished the championship game with eight points and three steals.

Whitney Randall was a big spark for the Tigers, scoring a career-high 20 points off the bench. Legette produced her 10th double-double of the season and 22nd of her career, finishing with 1,256 points and 865 rebounds at FHSU. Barbieri had her seventh double-double of the season and career in the championship game.

The 32 wins for FHSU is a new record for the program’s NCAA Division II era. The Tigers were MIAA regular season and conference tournament champs, the first MIAA team to accomplish that since Washburn in 2012. FHSU reached the NCAA regional finals for the second time in the last five years and in each of those seasons, won at least 30 games.

SW Kansas teacher accused of unlawful sexual relations

CLARK COUNTY — Law enforcement authorities are investigating a southwest Kansas high school teacher for alleged unlawful sexual relations.

Wilczek -photo Ford County

Just after 7a.m. Monday, deputies arrested 25-year-old Elizabeth Wilczek on a Ford County warrant, according to the sheriff’s department.  She is a member of the teaching staff at USD 219 in Minneola, according to the school web site.

Wilczek was being held in the Ford County jail. Authorities did not release details on bond or when she might make an initial court appearance. The Ford County Attorney will now determine charges in the case.

Police: Kan. felon arrested after seen cutting wires in mall parking lot

SEDGWICK COUNTY —Law enforcement authorities are investigating a suspect on criminal damage allegations after an arrest in connection with damage at a mall.

Rodnee Cain -photo Sedgwick Co.

Just after 7p.m. Friday, a citizen notified an off-duty police officer working security at Towne West Mall in Wichita that a man was near a light pole and appeared to be cutting wires, according to officer Charley Davidson.

The suspect then drove away in a gold colored sedan. Officers responded to the area, located the vehicle traveling southbound and conducted a traffic stop in the 500 Block of West Street, according to Davidson.

The suspect later identified as 43-year-old Rodnee Cain fled from the vehicle and was taken into custody after a brief foot-chase.  Police also contacted a 16-year-old male driver and a 17-year-old passenger in the vehicle.

An investigation revealed six light poles in the Mall parking lot had been damaged, according to Davidson. Authorities in Wichita and across the state continue to see an increase in copper theft.  Caine is being held on requested charges that include six counts of destruction of property, aggravated weapons violation and outstanding warrants.

Cain also have four previous convictions that include criminal threat, taxation and drugs, according to the Kansas Department of Corrections.

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