A banker approaches the Pearly Gates sweating and struggling with a heavy suitcase.  Saint Peter greets him and says, “Set the suitcase down and come in.”

“No way!” barks the banker.  “I have to bring it in.”

“What could possibly be in there that’s so important?” asks Saint Peter.

The banker opens the suitcase to reveal 50 gold bricks.  Saint Peter’s jaw drops:  “You brought pavement?”

 

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