A man was running for reelection to be the mayor of his town.  He was in a bar and paid for a woman’s drink.  She thanked him but wondered why a stranger had bought her a beer.

“I’m running for mayor,” he told her, “and I want your vote.”

“You got it,” she said, grabbing her glass.  “Anyone’s better than the dumbwit who’s in there now.”

 

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