The Biggest Lie

Two boys were arguing in class when the teacher entered the room.  The teacher asked, “Why are you arguing?”

One boy answered, “We found a ten-dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”

“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher. “When I was your age, I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

 

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