A man hated his wife’s cat, Mr. Peepers, so he drove the cat to a park and left him.  When the man got back, Mr. Peepers was walking up the driveway.

The next day, he drove Mr. Peepers to another town and booted him out.  The man arrived home to find Mr. Peepers asleep in his chair.

Finally, the man drove 20 miles away, turned right, then left, over a mountain, down into a valley, across a river, into a thick forest and dumped Mr. Peepers.  Hours later, he called home to his wife: “Jen, is Mr. Peepers there?”

“Yes,” said his wife.  “Why?”

“I’m lost and I need him to give me directions home.

 

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