A man was giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He got a bit carried
away and talked for over two hours.
Finally, he realized what he was doing. “I’m sorry I talked so long,” he
said. “I left my watch at home.”
A voice from the back of the room said, “There’s a calendar right behind
you.”
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