Small Town Sheriff

In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the
town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang. The sheriff’s wife
answered.

An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?”

“Well, do you need him as the sheriff or the vet?” the wife asked.

“Both,” came the reply. “We can’t get our dog’s mouth open, and there’s
a burglar in it!”

 

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