Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
A: Paddy O’furniture!
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
Category: Entertainment
KFIX House Band For Fri 3/16: Foreigner
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Foreigner on 96.9
“Like” KFIX on Facebook.
KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/15/18
“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As the sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So haw many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
KFIX House Band Thu 3/15: ZZ Top
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from ZZ Top on 96.9
“Like” KFIX on Facebook.
KFIX House Band For Wed 3/14: Deep Purple
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Deep Purple
on 96.9
“Like” KFIX on Facebook.
KFIX House Band For Tue 3/13: Doobie Brothers
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from the Doobie Brothers on 96.9
“Like” KFIX on Facebook.
KFIX House Band For Mon 3/12: Bruce Springsteen & The E. Street Band
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Springsteen & the E. Street Band on 96.9
“Like” KFIX on Facebook.
Cover photo: Laura
KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/7/18
What time is it when a man running through the forest is being chased by five bears?
Five after one.
Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/6/18
A teenager who had just received her learner’s permit offered to drive her parents to church. After a hair-raising ride, they finally reached their destination.
The mother got out of the car and said, “Thank you!”
“Anytime,” her daughter replied.
As the woman slammed the door, she said, “I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to God.”
Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/5/18
If you ever get cold, stand in the corner of a room for a while.
They’re usually 90 degrees.
Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/2/18
A friend hates to exercise, which means the treadmill in her bedroom barely gets used. Nevertheless, she swears by it. “It works,” she says. “I throw my jeans over it and they get smaller.”
Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry
KFIX House Band For Fri 3/2: Dire Straits
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Dire Straits on 96.9
“Like” KFIX on Facebook.
KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 3/1/18
Good Wishes
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to a hospital and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients’ bedsides.
When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.”
One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.”
Join fans of 99 KZ Country on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/99KZCountry