An intern asked another intern if she was planning to sign up for the company’s 401(k).

“I’m considering it, ” replied the second intern.

Later, the first intern approached their supervisor looking concerned.

“I did the math,” she said, “and 401K is almost 250 miles.  She’ll never make it!”

 

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Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a foot!

 

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Q: What did one boat say to the boat?
A: Are you up for a little row-mance?

 

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Why do seals swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

 

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Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
A: Because it was a mothball.

 

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Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race?

A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

 

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