Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!
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Category: Entertainment
KFIX House Band For Tue 2/20: U2
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from U2 on 96.9
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/19/18
Q: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?
A: Ape Lincoln!
Q: What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
A: George Washingtoon!
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KFIX House Band For Mon 2/19: AC/DC
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/16/18
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his parents were in a jam!
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KFIX House Band For Fri 2/16: Jimi Hendrix
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/15/18
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
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KFIX House Band For Thu 2/15: Eddie Money
Today, enjoy at least one song an hour from Eddie Money on 96.9
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/14/18
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours!
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KFIX House Band For Wed 2/14: The Pretenders
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/13/18
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I Love Ewe!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!
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KFIX House Band For Tue 2/13: The Beatles
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/12/18
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
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