A dog wears more clothing in summer than in winter.
In winter he wears a coat, in summer he wears a coat and pants.
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A dog wears more clothing in summer than in winter.
In winter he wears a coat, in summer he wears a coat and pants.
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Q: Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep?
A: He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake and kept popping out of bed all night!
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Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
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Where was Peter when his candle went out?
In the dark!
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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Angels All Around.”
Listen during a KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, August 26 – Friday, August 30, 2019 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win. No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their books at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
In this book of 101 inspirational stories, contributors share their personal angel experiences of faith, miracles, and answered prayers, which will amaze and inspire you.
More than what we experience, it’s often the memory of who we experience that lasts. And sometimes, we experience an angel. You will be awed and inspired by these true personal stories from people who are certain that there are angels right here on earth. They know this, because they’ve met them, and if you open your eyes, and your heart, you may find that angels don’t live too far away after all.
Congrats Yvonne McGinnis, Don Burlison, Vivian Kruetzer, Linda Pfannenstiel and Terry Hagaman!
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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
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What is the difference between a fashionably attired young man and a tired dog?
One wars an entire costume and the other simply pants.
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What can you use to clean a dirty tuba?
A tuba toothpaste.
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The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old
daughter missed her school bus. Her father had to drive her. Since he
did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the
school.
They rode several blocks before she told him to turn left, several more
before she indicated a right turn. This went on for 20 minutes – left,
right, right, left – but they finally reached the school. Then her
father realized they were only five blocks from home.
Much annoyed, the father asked his daughter why she’d led him around in
such a circle.
“That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy,” the child explained. “It’s
the only way I know.”
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BURIEN, Wash. (AP) — A Washington state trooper who pulled over to help what he thought was a disabled vehicle found something else instead: The driver had eight phones simultaneously playing the video game Pokemon Go.
The driver was stopped on the shoulder of Highway 518 in Burien, south of Seattle, on Tuesday evening.
The agency tweeted a photo showing a blue foam square, with the phones sitting in eight rectangular cutouts.
Trooper Rick Johnson is a spokesman for the patrol and said Sgt. Kyle Smith did not issue a ticket because he did not observe the car moving while the driver was using the phones.
But Smith asked the driver to put the phones in the back seat and move along, because stopping on the shoulder is for emergencies only.
KEAVY, Ky. (AP) — Authorities in Kentucky say three thieves thought they were stealing gasoline from a property for their broken down car until the car stopped working again.
Laurel County Sheriff’s Office on Facebook said the three stole a 5-gallon gasoline jug from a garage for their car. Except there wasn’t gasoline in the jug. It was peroxide.
News outlets report Latasha Bryant, Timothy Storms and Dustin Napier were arrested Wednesday on various charges including burglary.
Spokesman Gilbert Acciardo says after the trio filled their tank up with peroxide, they pushed the vehicle onto the victim’s property.
The sheriff’s office says Napier was found with a pill in her mouth that she refused to spit out. Bryant was found with a glass pipe.
It’s unclear if an attorney is available to comment.
STURGIS, S.D. (AP) — A South Dakota woman who recently gave birth to triplets says she didn’t find out about her pregnancy until she went to the hospital with what she thought were kidney stones.
KOTA-TV reports Dannette Giltz, of Sturgis, gave birth to the healthy triplets on Aug. 10.
Giltz says that despite having two other children, she did not know she was 34 weeks pregnant. She says that when she started having pains, she thought it was from kidney stones, which she has had before. Doctors told her she was actually in labor — with multiple babies.
The triplets were born within four minutes. Each weighed about 4 pounds (1.8 kilograms).
The babies’ names are Blaze, Gypsy and Nikki.