Q: Why was the student’s report card wet?
A: It was below C level!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/18/19
Q. What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A. lawn moo-er.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/15/19
Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
A: I’m going out tonight.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/14/19
Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?
A: Flood lights!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/13/19
Eggplanting Them On
A grocer put up a sign that read “Eggplants, 25 cents each — three for a dollar.”
All day long, customers came in exclaiming: “Don’t be ridiculous! I
should get four for a dollar!”
Meekly the grocer agreed and packaged four eggplants. The tailor next
door had been watching these antics and finally asked the grocer,
“Aren’t you going to fix the mistake on your sign?”
“What mistake?” the grocer asked. “Before I put up that sign no one ever
bought more than one eggplant.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/12/19
It was so cold that when I tried to take the garbage out, it didn’t want to go.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/11/19
Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?
A: Sneakers.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/8/19
Naming The Boat
A man wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept saying that they could not afford one, but he bought one anyway.
“I’ll tell you what,” he told her. “In the spirit of compromise, why
don’t you name the boat?” Being a good sport, she accepted.
When the man went to the dock for the maiden voyage, this is the name he
saw painted on the side: “For Sale.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/7/19
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/6/19
As the stranger enters a country store, he spots a sign: “Danger! Beware of Dog!” Inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor.
“Is that the dog we’re supposed to beware of?” he asks the owner.
“That’s him,” comes the reply.
“He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign?”
“Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/5/19
Q: Why did the belt go to jail?
A: Because it held up a pair of pants!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/4/19
John Deer Green
Because John was processing his first accident report at the transport company where he worked, he was being particularly attentive.
The driver had hit a deer on the highway, and the result was a severely damaged hood and fender. John’s serious mood was broken, however, when he reached the section of the report that asked, “Speed of other vehicle?”
The driver had put, “Full gallop.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 11/1/19
What do you call a steak that’s been knighted by the queen?
Sir Loin
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