Q: What did the old tom cat say when he saw two mice on roller skates?
A: Meals on wheels!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/9/18
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/5/18
There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
“Is there anything breakable in here?” asked the postal clerk.
“Only the Ten Commandments.” answered the lady.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/4/18
Q: What did one eyeball say to the other eyeball?
A: Between you and me something smells.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/3/18
Q: What do cows read?
A: CATTLE-logs.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/2/18
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7, 8, 9.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/1/18
Tough Teacher
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around
the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not
noticeable at all. On the first day of school, still with the cast under
his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in
school.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as
wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong
breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie
to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that year.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/28/18
Q: Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
A: To the Baa Baa shop!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/26/18
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A: Depresso.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/25/18
Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/24/18
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me!” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/21/18
Diet Workshop
Everyone had weighed in, and the diet workshop leader began her lecture
on the week’s topic: the problems of dining out. She talked about
alternatives, such as requesting diet sodas and dressings, and having
meat broiled instead of fried.
Finally the leader turned the question over to the group for discussion:
“What is the greatest problem you encounter when going out to eat?”
Replied one woman quickly, “Running into you!”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/20/18
Reaching the end of a job interview, the personnel recruitment officer asked a young engineer fresh out of Cambridge, “And what starting salary were you looking for?”
The engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”
The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years .. say, a red sports Mercedes?”
The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?”
And the interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”