Freya was driving home in New Mexico when she saw an elderly Apache woman walking along the side of the road.  She stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a lift?

With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car.  Freya tried in vain to make conversation with the Apache woman.

The Apache woman looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Freya.

‘What’s in the bag?’ asked the old woman.

‘It’s a bottle of gin that I got for my husband.’

The Apache woman was silent for another minute or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, ‘Good trade.’

 

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Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships?

So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

 

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Q: What kind of nut has no shell?
A: A doughnut.

 

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Q: What music are balloons scared of?

A: Pop music

 

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Q: What do you call a funny mountain?

A: hill-arious

 

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold his nose.

 

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Q: What do you get when you cross a refrigerator with a radio?

A: Cool Music.

 

 

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Q: Where did the computer go to dance?

A: To a disc-o.

 

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Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

 

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What did one wall say to the other?
I’ll meet you at the corner.

 

 

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“Open wider,” requested the dentist as he began his examination.  “Good grief!”  he said startled.  “You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen — the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.”

“OK, doc!” replied the patient.  “I’m scared enough without you saying something like that twice.”

“I didn’t!  said the dentist.  “That was the echo.”

 

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Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?

A: A Bed

 

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