An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids are nothing to look at either.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/13/18
The Bishop’s Role
The church was celebrating its 100th anniversary, and several former
pastors and the bishop were in attendance. At one point, the minister
had the children gather for a talk about the importance of the day. He
began by asking, “Does anyone know what the bishop does?”
There was silence.
Finally, one little boy answered gravely, “He’s the one you can move
diagonally.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/10/18
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/9/18
Q: Why did the fly never land on the computer?
A: He was afraid of the world wide web.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/7/18
A man was running for reelection to be the mayor of his town. He was in a bar and paid for a woman’s drink. She thanked him but wondered why a stranger had bought her a beer.
“I’m running for mayor,” he told her, “and I want your vote.”
“You got it,” she said, grabbing her glass. “Anyone’s better than the dumbwit who’s in there now.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/6/18
Ticket To Ride
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled a motorist as the policeman handed him a speeding ticket. “Keep it,” the cop said. “When you collect four of them, you get a bicycle.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/3/18
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/2/18
When is the moon the heaviest?
When it is full.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/1/18
Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they’ve forgotten the words!
Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/31/18
A guy walked into a bar, approached the barman and asked, “Could I have a pint of Less, please?”
“I’m sorry, sir,” the barman replied looking slightly puzzled. “I’ve not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?”
“I’ve no idea,” replied the guy. “I went to see my doctor last week and he told me I should drink less.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/30/18
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transportation?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/27/18
Turning Left
A teenaged girl was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving
lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said,
“Turn left here, and don’t forget to let the people behind you know what
you’re doing.”
She turned to the students sitting in the back seat and announced, “I’m
going left.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/26/18
Interview Conversations
A manager was interviewing a potential candidate for a position in his
company. He wanted to find out something about their personality so he
asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead,
who would it be?”
The candidate quickly responded, “The living one.”
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