Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
A: Because it was a mothball.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/21/18
Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race?
A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/20/18
Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/19/18
Q: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?
A: Ape Lincoln!
Q: What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
A: George Washingtoon!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/16/18
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his parents were in a jam!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/15/18
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/14/18
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/13/18
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I Love Ewe!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/12/18
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/9/18
What do you call a grizzly with no shoes?
Bear foot.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/8/18
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: A school teacher says, “spit your gum out” while a train says, “chew, chew, chew.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/7/18
How does a computer catch fish?
With its internet.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/6/18
Why did the fish have a bad report card?
Because all of his grades were under sea.
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