Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/29/17
What does one icicle say to the other icicle before leaving?
Bye-cicle.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/25/17
What Did You Learn?
The child comes home from his first day at school.
His Mother asks, “Well, what did you learn today?”
The kid replies, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/24/17
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/23/17
Multiple Personalities
Patient: “Doctor, I keep thinking I’m Mickey Mouse. And other times, I
think I’m Donald Duck.”
Psychiatrist: “How long have you been having these Disney spells?”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/18/17
One Sunday morning, a preacher told his congregation, “Everyone who wants to go to heaven, come down to the front!” The whole church came forward except one man. Thnking that maybe the man hadn’t heard him, the preacher repeated the invitation. Again, the man just sat there.
“Sir,” said the preacher, “don’t you want to go to heaven when you die?”
The man replied, “Oh, when I die! I thought you were getting a group ready to go right now.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/17/17
Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/16/17
It Pays To Laugh
The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike.
When he noticed that he was getting no reaction from Mike, the boss said, “What’s the matter, Mike? No sense of humor?”
“My sense of humor is fine,” he said. “But I don’t have to laugh. I’m quitting tomorrow.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/15/17
What did the volcano say to his girlfriend?
I lava you.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/14/17
Demanding Customer
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked
that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.
Finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.
“Oh, I really don’t care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We
don’t even have an air conditioner.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/11/17
Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Tentacles
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/10/17
Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/9/17
Memory Problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says, “Doc, you gotta help me, I
can’t remember anything!”
The doctor asks, “How long have you had this problem?”
The guy says, “What problem?”
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