Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: SUPPLIES!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/7/17
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/4/17
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/3/17
Q: Why did the M&M go to college?
A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/2/17
I Feel Like a Teepee
Fred walks into the doctor’s office one day and says to the
doctor, “Doc, I don’t understand what’s going on with me.
It’s really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee, and sometimes I
feel like a wigwam.”
To which the doctor says “I wouldn’t worry about it, Fred, you’re
just two tents.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/1/17
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/31/17
Barking Up the Wrong Tree
John, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:00 A.M. by his ringing telephone.
“Your dog’s barking, and it’s keeping me awake,” said an angry voice.
John thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before
hanging up.
The next morning at precisely 4:00 A.M., John called his neighbor back.
“Good morning, Mr. Williams. I just called to say that I don’t have a
dog.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/28/17
Walking Tall
Doctor Bloomfield was known for his extraordinary treatment of
arthritis. One day he had a waiting room full of people when a little
old lady, almost bent over in half, shuffled in slowly, leaning on her
cane. When her turn came, she went into the doctor’s office, and,
amazingly, emerged within 5 minutes walking completely erect with her
head held high.
A woman in the waiting room who had seen all this rushed up to the
little old lady and said, “It’s a miracle! You walked in bent in half
and now you’re walking erect. What did that doctor do?”
“He gave me a longer cane.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/27/17
A Chilly Job
A mother’s four-year-old daughter was attending her first performance of
the Ice Capades. She was so mesmerized that she wouldn’t budge from her
seat even during intermission, watching the activity while the ice was
cleaned.
At the end of the show, she exclaimed, “I know what I want to be when I
grow up!”
The mother envisioned her on the ice in another 15 years, starring in
the Ice Capades.
She was brought back to earth when the daughter continued, “I want to be
a Zamboni driver!”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/26/17
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/25/17
Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/24/17
What kind of pets does a marching band have?
Trum-pets.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/21/17
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.
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