What’s the best side of the house to put the porch on?
The outside.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/27/17
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself working there.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/26/17
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks the golf club. “You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/21/17
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He felt crummy!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/20/17
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/19/17
What do you call an alligator in a vest?An investigator!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/16/17
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Stop taking me for granite.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/15/17
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/13/17
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner the dad asks, “Son, why did you ask about eating bugs?”
“Well, there was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/12/17
A Fishy PunTwo fish were in a tank. One says to the other, “So, how do you drive this thing?”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/9/17
| The Tree Challenge
A young man was about to play golf when an old gentleman shuffled onto Eventually on the 9th fairway the young man found himself with a tough The old man said, “You know, when I was your age I’d hit the ball right With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and The old man remarked, “Of course, when I was your age that tree was only |
KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/8/17
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/7/17
A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of ‘pregnant,” but the girl seemed satisfied.
Sometime later, a terrible fire broke out in the neighborhood, and the girl stood by watching. Here’s how she described the scene to her parents: “There was this big fire. A fireman ran into the house and when he came out, he was pregnant.”
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