Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/6/19
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/5/19
Broke at College
A college freshman called up his mother and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His mother said, “Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?”
“Uhh, oh yeah, O.K.” responded the student.
So his mom wrapped up the book and mailed it. Dad asked, “Well how much did you give him?”
“Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20, and the other for $500.”
“That’s $520!” said dad, “Are you crazy?”
“Don’t worry honey,” mom said. “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $500 one somewhere in chapter 19!”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/4/19
A Little Homework Help
An elementary school teacher decides to poll the class on the difficulty of last night’s homework assignment.
“How many people were able to complete the assignment without parent’s help?” About 25% of the class raises their hands.
“How many people were able to complete the assignment with the help of a
parent?” About 70% of the class raises their hands.
The teacher still notices about 5% of the class did not raise their
hands. She then calls out, “How many people had to help a parent
complete your assignment?”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/3/19
Q: How did the egg get up the mountain?
A: It Scrambled up.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/30/19
A dog wears more clothing in summer than in winter.
In winter he wears a coat, in summer he wears a coat and pants.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/29/19
Q: Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep?
A: He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake and kept popping out of bed all night!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/28/19
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/27/19
Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/26/19
Where was Peter when his candle went out?
In the dark!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/23/19
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/22/19
What is the difference between a fashionably attired young man and a tired dog?
One wars an entire costume and the other simply pants.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/21/19
What can you use to clean a dirty tuba?
A tuba toothpaste.
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