Two men meet on opposite sides of a river. One shouts to the other “I need you to help me get to the other side!”
The other guy replies “You are on the other side!”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/6/18
Q: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
A: It wooden go!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/27/18
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
“And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”
One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/5/18
Q: Have you heard the joke about the butter?
A: I better not tell you, it might spread.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/4/18
A shy priest greets the wedding guests to the Chapel. He’s very nervous and doesn’t say much.
As the couple approach the altar the priest steps up and gives the best speech anyone has ever heard. He’s full of confidence, incredibly expressive and has everyone in fits of laughter!
After the vows, the priest is extremely shy and barely says a word to anyone.
The groom approaches the him and asks, “Why are you so shy? You seemed like a different person when you were giving that speech!”
“I know…” Says the priest, “but that was just my altar ego”.
KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/31/18
Freya was driving home in New Mexico when she saw an elderly Apache woman walking along the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she would like a lift?
With a silent nod, the woman climbed into the car. Freya tried in vain to make conversation with the Apache woman.
The Apache woman looked closely at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a red gift bag on the seat next to Freya.
‘What’s in the bag?’ asked the old woman.
‘It’s a bottle of gin that I got for my husband.’
The Apache woman was silent for another minute or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, ‘Good trade.’
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/30/18
Why does the Norway Navy have bar codes on the sides of its ships?
So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/29/18
Q: What kind of nut has no shell?
A: A doughnut.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/28/18
Q: What music are balloons scared of?
A: Pop music
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/27/18
Testing For Rabbits
The teacher was asking Harold some math questions.
Teacher: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two
rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?
Harold: SEVEN!
Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two bottles of pop,
and two bottles of pop, and another two bottles of pop, how many bottles
of pop do you have?
Harold: SIX!
Teacher: Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and
another two rabbits, how many rabbits do you have?
Harold: SEVEN!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is
seven?
Harold: I’ve already got one rabbit at home.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/24/18
Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: hill-arious
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/23/18
How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold his nose.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/22/18
Q: What do you get when you cross a refrigerator with a radio?
A: Cool Music.
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