Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they’ve forgotten the words!
Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/31/18
A guy walked into a bar, approached the barman and asked, “Could I have a pint of Less, please?”
“I’m sorry, sir,” the barman replied looking slightly puzzled. “I’ve not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?”
“I’ve no idea,” replied the guy. “I went to see my doctor last week and he told me I should drink less.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/30/18
Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transportation?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/27/18
Turning Left
A teenaged girl was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving
lesson. As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said,
“Turn left here, and don’t forget to let the people behind you know what
you’re doing.”
She turned to the students sitting in the back seat and announced, “I’m
going left.”
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Winner: “The Best Seats in the House” at Phillipsburg’s Rodeo Thursday, August 2 with KZ Country
Congratulations Judy Arnold!!!
*****
Listen to Theresa Trapp weekday mornings July 18 – 26, 2018 for chances to call in and register for “The Best Seats in the House” at Kansas’ Biggest Rodeo Thursday, August 2, 2018. Listen for the running horses and dial 785-628-2995. One entry per person! No age requirement.
The winner will be drawn on Thursday, July 26, 2018 and receives:
-Two tickets to the Thursday night performance of the Phillipsburg Rodeo
-Seating in the back of a Ram Pickup provided by Matteson Motors backed up to the rodeo arena.
-Two chairs and a cooler from Orscheln’s Farm and Home of Phillipsburg. The cooler will be filled with cold drinks. The winner gets to keep the chairs and the cooler.
-Two Coors shirts provided by A&A Coors of Hays.
-Two box meals from 3rd Street Bakery of Phillipsburg.
Winner will need to pick up tickets at the KHAZ Studio, 2300 Hall in Hays, KS.
Good luck from KZ Country!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/26/18
Interview Conversations
A manager was interviewing a potential candidate for a position in his
company. He wanted to find out something about their personality so he
asked, “If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead,
who would it be?”
The candidate quickly responded, “The living one.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/25/18
Emergency Housecall
A doctor answered his phone late in the evening and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
“We need a fourth player for poker,” said his friend.
“I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor.
“Where are you going at this hour?” demanded his wife as he was pulling
on his coat.
“I’m sorry, honey,” he replied, “but I have an emergency call.”
“Is it serious?” his wife asked.
“Oh yes, very serious,” said the doctor gravely. “In fact, there are
three doctors there already!”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/24/18
Why can’t you shock cows?
(They’ve herd it all!)
Why did the cow cross the road?
(To get to the udder side!)
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/23/18
Q: When did the fly fly?
A: When the spider spied her!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/20/18
Have you heard about the cow astronaut?
(He landed on the moooon!)
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/19/18
New Hearing Aid
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It
cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s
perfect.”
“Really,” answered the neighbor, “what kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/18/18
What Did You Do Today?
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem. His children were playing in the front yard in their pajamas.
Inside the house the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel and the family room was strewn with toys. In the kitchen dishes filled the sink and breakfast food was spilled on the counter.
The man headed up the stairs where he found his wife curled up in bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
He looked at her bewildered. “What happened here today?” he asked.
She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and ask me what in the world I did today?”
“Yes,” he replied.
She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 7/17/18
Q: Why wouldn’t they let the butterfly into the dance?
A: Because it was a mothball.
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