Q: What kind of berry has a coloring book?
A: A crayon-berry
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/16/18
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/15/18
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/14/18
A genie appeared to a man one day and asked, “What’s your first wish?”
Taken aback, he quickly answered, “I wish I was rich!”
The genie said, “What’s your second wish, Rich?”
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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul book “My Amazing Mom” with 99 KZ Country
We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “My Amazing Mom.”
Listen during a KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, May 7 – Friday, May 11, 2018 for the sounder with a rooster and chickens. Call 785-628-2995 when you hear the sounder.
No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their books at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Chicken Soup for the Soul: My Amazing Mom will touch the heart of any mother with its stories of gratitude, joy, love, and lessons. Mothers and grandmothers will feel appreciated as they read about the impact of their hard work.
This new collection is filled with heartwarming and entertaining anecdotes by grateful children, all in praise of the amazing woman who encourages them, supports them, and most importantly, loves them. These stories will brighten any mother’s day, and show her that the kids were paying attention after all. Mom will laugh, cry and nod in recognition as she reads these heartwarming stories.
Winners: Betty Mead, Sandra Lobato, Sondra Bright, Judy Werth and Connie Jo Austin.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/11/18
A man hated his wife’s cat, Mr. Peepers, so he drove the cat to a park and left him. When the man got back, Mr. Peepers was walking up the driveway.
The next day, he drove Mr. Peepers to another town and booted him out. The man arrived home to find Mr. Peepers asleep in his chair.
Finally, the man drove 20 miles away, turned right, then left, over a mountain, down into a valley, across a river, into a thick forest and dumped Mr. Peepers. Hours later, he called home to his wife: “Jen, is Mr. Peepers there?”
“Yes,” said his wife. “Why?”
“I’m lost and I need him to give me directions home.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/10/18
What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/9/18
Frog on the Psychic Hotline
A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and the psychic tells him:
“You are going to meet a pretty young girl who will want to know
everything about you.”
The frog is thrilled. “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”
“No,” says the psychic, “in her biology class.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/9/18
Fred calls his plumber. “Can you please come fix my kitchen sink again?”
The plumber replied, “You know, Fred, I’m always at your disposal.”
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Winner: 2018 Beef Month Giveaway with 99 KZ Country
Congratulations to Linda Howard!!!
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99 KZ Country is celebrating Beef Month by giving you the chance to win a $200 Beef Bundle from Heartland Foods of WaKeeney.
Listen for the herd of cows on KHAZ weekday mornings May 8 – May 29, 2018. That’s the cue to call 785-628-2995 to register for the drawing. One registration per person per day. No age requirement to register.
You can also register at Heartland Foods of WaKeeney, open seven days a week at 401 Russell Avenue in WaKeeney. Stop in and see the wide selection in the meat market. They are proud to be the Beef Month sponsor on KHAZ. Find them on Facebook too.
Winner will be announced May 30, 2018.
Winner will need to pick up the prize certificate at the KHAZ Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within thirty days of winning.
One win per contest per 30 days.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/7/18
A Sunday school teacher said to the children, “We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times, but there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is?”
One child blurted out, “The Ace!”
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Winners: Willie Nelson’s album “Last Man Standing” with 99 KZ Country!
We are giving away Willie Nelson’s album “Last Man Standing” courtesy of Sony Legacy.
Listen to Theresa Trapp Monday, April 30 – Friday, May 4, 2018 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win an album.
No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their albums at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Winners: Margie Dreiling, Jake Schartz, William Keener, Terry Hagaman, Bruce Wittman and Judy Arnold
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NEW ALBUM – LAST MAN STANDING – TO CELEBRATE 85TH BIRTHDAY
11 brand-new songs co-written with album producer, Buddy Cannon
Legacy Recordings, a division of Sony Music Entertainment, has released “Last Man Standing,” Willie Nelson’s new studio album.
Arriving just in time for Willie’s 85th birthday (April 29), Last Man Standing is available on CD, 12″ vinyl LP and digital formats. The first single from the project is the title track from the album “Last Man Standing” and Willie shared a music video capturing the making of the track.
Last Man Standing, comprised entirely of songs newly-penned by Willie Nelson (and longtime collaborator and producer Buddy Cannon), is the worthy successor to Willie’s God’s Problem Child, which showcased seven Nelson-Cannon compositions and debuted at #1 on the Country charts. Willie and Buddy have been working together since 2008 with Cannon producing more than a dozen of Willie’s albums.
The songwriting duo deploys a unique strategy of shared composition, beginning with back-and-forth text messaging of lyrics with the melodies. On Last Man Standing, Nelson and Cannon’s unorthodox approach generated eleven original songs, “Willie’s a jazz singer and jazz player. He’s an improvisational musician. It’s different every time. Get a good take and go with it,” says Cannon,
With Last Man Standing, Nelson has added 11 essential new songs to his classic catalog. One of Willie’s most personal and introspective albums to-date, Last Man Standing reveals the emotional range of Willie’s concerns, from the deeply reflective (“Something You Get Through,” to the rollicking and playful (“Me and You,” “Ready to Roar”)
An album that acknowledges the transience of time while marveling at the joy, beauty and surprise the world has to offer, Last Man Standing finds Willie Nelson rolling at a creative peak, writing and singing and playing with the seasoned wit and wisdom that comes from the road.
Willie Nelson – Last Man Standing track list
- Last Man Standing
- Don’t Tell Noah
- Bad Breath
- Me And You
- Something You Get Through
- Ready To Roar
- Heaven Is Closed
- I Ain’t Got Nothin’
- She Made My Day
- I’ll Try To Do Better Next Time
- Very Far To Crawl
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/4/18
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force? A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
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