Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race?
A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/20/18
Q: How do you repair a broken tomato?
A: With tomato paste!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/19/18
Q: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?
A: Ape Lincoln!
Q: What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
A: George Washingtoon!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/16/18
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: Because his parents were in a jam!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/15/18
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/14/18
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
A: I’m stuck on you!
What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
Owl be yours!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/13/18
What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine’s Day?
I Love Ewe!
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/12/18
Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflowers!
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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Miracles and More” with 99 KZ Country
We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Miracles and More.”
Listen during a KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, February 5 – Friday, February 9, 2018 for the sounder with a rooster and chickens. Call 785-628-2995 when you hear the sounder. Caller three will be the winner.
No age requirement to win.
Winners: Sarah Fabrizius, Don Burlison, Linda Palmberg, Allen Nials and Lisa Day
Winners will need to pick up their books at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Miracles, answered prayers, cases of divine intervention—they happen every day—strengthening our faith, giving us hope, and proving that good things do happen to good people!
Miracles are all around us—we just have to look to see them. These powerful stories will deepen your faith and show you that good things do happen to good people. From guardian angels to divine messengers, from miraculous healing to messages from heaven, from mysterious dreams that come true to divine coincidence, you’ll be in awe as you read these 101 stories of true wonder and inspiration. These stories are written by real people—ordinary people who have had extraordinary experiences—who are just as surprised that these things happened to them as we are to read about them.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/9/18
What do you call a grizzly with no shoes?
Bear foot.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/8/18
Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: A school teacher says, “spit your gum out” while a train says, “chew, chew, chew.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/7/18
How does a computer catch fish?
With its internet.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 2/6/18
Why did the fish have a bad report card?
Because all of his grades were under sea.
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