How does thread get to school?
A spool bus.
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99 KZ Country: Interview with Ranger Doug of Riders In The Sky
Riders in the Sky will be in concert at the Stiefel Theatre in Salina Friday, January 19, 2018 at 8 pm.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/16/18
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Guitar!
Guitar who?
Guitar coats, it’s cold outside!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/15/18
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A: A snowmobile!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/12/18
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/11/18
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/10/18
What happened to the lost cattle?
(Nobody’s herd!)
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/9/18
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?
(Roost beef!)
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/8/18
Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A: A spelling bee!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/5/18
Q: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/4/18
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
(An udder failure!)
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/3/18
The High-Jump
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he
could hop very high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was
out the next morning, just wandering around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence
was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked
the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”
The kangaroo said, “Pretty high, unless somebody figures out to lock the
gate at night!”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 1/2/18
A Needed Raise
“I need a raise,” the secretary said to her boss. “There are three other companies after me.”
“Is that so?” asked the boss. “What other companies are after you?”
The secretary answered, “The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company.”
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