Fifty Years Of Bliss
On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage.
The husband said, “I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no ‘I’ in the word ‘marriage.'”
The wife said, “For my part, I have never corrected my husband’s
spelling.”
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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Step Outside Your Comfort Zone.”
Listen to Theresa Trapp Monday, November 13 – Friday, November 17, 2017 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win a book.
No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their books at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Winners: Linda Palmberg, Don Burlison, Paula Shaw, Mary Frances Flax and Lennie Chard
Stepping outside your comfort zone is one of the best ways to feel younger, happier, and more confident. These 101 stories will inspire you to try new things, overcome your fears and broaden your world.
When we try new things, we end up feeling energized and pleased with ourselves. There is tremendous power in saying “yes” to new things, new places, and new experiences. The authors of these stories explain how they did it and how good it made them feel, whether it was something as simple as trying a new food or something as life changing as starting a new career. You’ll be ready to shake up your own life after you read about their experiences.
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Baggage Problems
A flight attendant watched one day as a passenger who was overloaded with bags tried to stuff his belongings in the overhead bin of the plane. Finally, she informed him that he would have to check the over-sized luggage.
“When I fly other airlines,” he said irritably, “I don’t have this
problem.”
The attendant replied with a sarcastic smile, “When you fly other
airlines, I don’t have this problem either.”
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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
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Pro Golf Tip
A gushy reporter told a famous golfer, “you are spectacular – your name is synonymous with the game of golf! You really know your way around the course. What’s your secret?”
The golfer replied, “The holes are numbered”.
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Where do polar bears vote?
The North Pole.
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Strawberry Fertilizer
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little
boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?”
“Fertilizer,” the farmer replied.
“What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy.
“Put it on strawberries,” answered the farmer.
“You ought to live here,” the little boy advised him. “We put sugar and
cream on ours.”
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Why did the teacher jump in the pool?
To test the water.
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A lifelong-bachelor turned 78 and traveled across the country to visit a dozen or so old girlfriends.
“How’d it go?” asked a friend when he returned.
“Thank God I never married any of them,” he said. “They’re all widows.”
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A zookeeper walks into a pub with an elephant and orders two beers. After a few hours and a few more drinks, the elephant collapses drunk on the floor. As the zookeeper stumbles toward the door, the bartender calls after him, “Hey! You can’t just leave that lyin’ here!”
The zookeeper slurs, “That’s not a lion; it’s an elephant.”
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Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
A: They don’t have the guts.
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Q: What exam do young witches have to pass?
A: A spell-ing test!
Q: Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Q: Because they have no organs.
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Q: What type of music do mummies like to listen to?
A: Wrap music.
Q. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
A. They’re too wrapped up in themselves.
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