Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 10/1/19
What is a cow’s favorite water sport?
Ca-moo-ing!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/30/19
Q: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/27/19
What’s better than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.
What kind of dog tells time?
A watch dog.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/26/19
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/25/19
You Need a New Fortune Teller If
…every time you draw a card, she yells “Go Fish!”
…he looks suspiciously like the guy who fixed your muffler last week.
…her spoon bending requires a pair of pliers.
…he insists that your astrological sign is “The Armadillo.”
…she shakes her crystal ball, then predicts a heavy snowstorm.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/24/19
Genie Joke
A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie!
The genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”
The man says “Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears in his hand!
He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red, brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him!
He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/23/19
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/20/19
Q: What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world?
A: A stamp.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/19/19
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/18/19
Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”
A: “You can’t tuna fish.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/17/19
Q: What is the tallest building in the world?
A: The library! It has the most stories!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 9/16/19
Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you’ll rise and shine!
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