Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.
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Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score.
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The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he’d heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike.
When he noticed that he was getting no reaction from Mike, the boss said, “What’s the matter, Mike? No sense of humor?”
“My sense of humor is fine,” he said. “But I don’t have to laugh. I’m quitting tomorrow.”
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What did the volcano say to his girlfriend?
I lava you.
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A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked
that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.
Finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest.
“Oh, I really don’t care or mind,” said the waiter with a smile. “We
don’t even have an air conditioner.”
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Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Tentacles
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Q: Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn’t concentrate!
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A guy walks into his doctor and says, “Doc, you gotta help me, I
can’t remember anything!”
The doctor asks, “How long have you had this problem?”
The guy says, “What problem?”
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Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
A: SUPPLIES!
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What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
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We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Inspiration for Teachers.”
Listen to Theresa Trapp Monday, August 7 – Friday, August 11, 2017 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win a book.
No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their books at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Winners: Don Burlison, Linda Palmberg, Fred Friess, Janet Ehrlich, John Roberts
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Teachers inspire students every day, and this new collection provides some much-needed inspiration for these dedicated educators. With great stories about teaching from teachers and stories of thanks from students, Chicken Soup for the Soul: Inspiration for Teachers makes for a great teacher gift all year round!
Teachers will love the book’s heartfelt, inspiring, and humorous stories from inside and outside the classroom. Stories from teachers and students about their favorite memories, lasting lessons, and unforgettable moments will uplift and encourage any educator.Teachers inspire students every day, and this new collection provides some much-needed inspiration for these dedicated educators. With great stories about teaching from teachers and stories of thanks from students, Chicken Soup for the Soul: Inspiration for Teachers makes for a great teacher gift all year round!
Teachers will love the book’s heartfelt, inspiring, and humorous stories from inside and outside the classroom. Stories from teachers and students about their favorite memories, lasting lessons, and unforgettable moments will uplift and encourage any educator.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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Kansas’ Biggest Rodeo in Phillipsburg is August 3, 4 and 5, 2017.
Get info on the website, facebook or twitter.
Western showman Rider Kiesner visited the KHAZ Studio to talk with Theresa Trapp.
When the Phillipsburg Rodeo stampedes into town August 3-4-5, it’ll bring a treat for western fans!
Western showman Rider Kiesner will be on hand during every performance of the rodeo to enthrall crowds with his western-style art.
Kansas Biggest Rodeo-goers will see him trick rope, spin guns, and do some good old fashioned whip-crackin’! He’ll even bring his fire whips: two six foot whips, soaked in lighter fluid, that he lights during his show as he cracks them. “They throw a big flame,” he said. “They’re pretty cool.”
The 25 year old cowboy knows how to entertain. He first learned how to trick rope from a Will Rogers trick roping kit his parents gave him when he was nine years old and the family lived in Colorado. “It was cold that winter and we moved all the furniture back (in the living room), and I trick roped in the house,” he remembers.
From there it only grew. He polished his showmanship and learned the art of gun spinning and bullwhip cracking to add to his repertoire.
And since then, he’s entertained at some of the biggest rodeos and wild west shows in the nation and across the world: the National Finals Rodeo in Las Vegas the last three years, Cheyenne (Wyo.) Frontier Days, Clovis, Calif., San Angelo, Texas, and Prescott, Ariz., and at the Cavalia, an equestrian and performing art show that toured last year in South Korea, Taiwan, and Hong Kong.
He’s also won numerous awards: four times as world champion trick roper, twice as world champion gun spinner, and the all-around western performer twice, at the world finals in Las Vegas and Tombstone, Ariz.
Kiesner loves to entertain. “It’s something I’ve always done,” he said. “To be able to make a living by performing is the best.”
Kiesner will perform with his western arts during each night of rodeo at the rodeo grounds north of town, August 3-5. The rodeo begins each night at 8 pm.
A barbecue for all ticket holders will be held on August 3, and live music by the band Country Highway will entertain after the rodeo on August 4-5. The annual parade will be at 2 pm on August 5.
Tickets for the rodeo are $18 for reserved adult seating and $14 for reserved child seating. General admission tickets for Thursday, August 3 are $15 for adults and $11 for children. General admission tickets for Fri., August 4 and Sat., August 5 are $16 for adults and $12 for children. For more information, visit the rodeo’s website at KansasBiggestRodeo.com or its Facebook page (search for Kansas Biggest Rodeo.)
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Q: Why did the M&M go to college?
A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
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