Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself working there.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/26/17
A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. “Why not,” asks the golf club. “You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.
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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul book “The Spirit of Canada” with 99 KZ Country
We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “The Spirit of Canada.”
Listen to Theresa Trapp Monday, June 26 – 30, 2017 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win a book.
No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their books at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Winners: Judy Unrein, Lynnie Chard, Opal Flinn, Fred Friess and Karen Sears
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It’s Canada’s 150th anniversary and a great time for these 101 stories about everything Canadian. These true personal stories are like love letters to this vast and beautiful country. You’ll read about winter snow and summer cottages, hockey and national spirit, wilderness and wildlife, the cultural mosaic, that famous Canadian hospitality and everything else that makes Canada unique.
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Winners: Mark Chesnutt Giveaways with Wild West Festival in Hays on 99 KZ Country!
Congratulations to meet and greet passes winner Joyce Schmidtberger, and CD winners Sherry Schmidt and Brian Steinert!
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Mark Chesnutt will be in concert at Wild West Festival in Hays Friday, June 30, 2017.
KHAZ is giving you the chance to win Chesnutt’s “Greatest Hits II” CD or a pair of Meet and Greet Passes (does not include tickets to the concerts) for this show courtesy of the Wild West Festival. Register by calling 785-628-2995 when you hear Theresa Trapp play a Mark Chenutt song Monday, June 19 – Wednesday, June 21, 2017. Only one entry per person. No age requirement to register.
Winners contacted Wednesday, June 21, 2017. CDs will need to be picked up at the KHAZ Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS. Arrangements will be made for the winner of the Meet and Greet Passes (does not include tickets to the concerts.)
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Good luck from 99 KZ Country!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/21/17
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: He felt crummy!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/20/17
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/19/17
What do you call an alligator in a vest?An investigator!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/16/17
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Stop taking me for granite.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/15/17
Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?
A: To get a root canal.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/13/17
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner the dad asks, “Son, why did you ask about eating bugs?”
“Well, there was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
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Winners: Lunches for 2017 Wheat Harvest Crews in KZ Country!
As wheat harvest rolls through KZ Country, we’ll be delivering lunches to hard working harvest crews courtesy of Cargill of WaKeeney. See them for all of your grain marketing and grain handling this harvest season. Your marketing specialists, Cargill of WaKeeney.
Lunches will be from Applebee’s, your neighborhood grill and bar just north of I-70 in Hays.
Listen for opportunities to call in and register farmers with wheat in Trego or Ellis County. The number you’ll need is 785-628-2995.
You can also nominate a farmer with this link: Outstanding in the Field Giveaway.
Have a safe harvest.
Thank you for listening to 99 KZ Country.
Winners: Lloyd McCall, Allen Hammerschmidt, Mike Schmidt, Michael Schmeidler, Mark Armbrister, Ernie Keller Family, Crossland Farms, Art Windholz, John Malinowsky and Mark Fabrizius
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/12/17
A Fishy PunTwo fish were in a tank. One says to the other, “So, how do you drive this thing?”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/9/17
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A young man was about to play golf when an old gentleman shuffled onto Eventually on the 9th fairway the young man found himself with a tough The old man said, “You know, when I was your age I’d hit the ball right With that challenge placed before him, the youngster swung hard and The old man remarked, “Of course, when I was your age that tree was only |