What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 6/7/17
A mother carefully explained to her young daughter how children were created. She used the expression “carrying a child” instead of ‘pregnant,” but the girl seemed satisfied.
Sometime later, a terrible fire broke out in the neighborhood, and the girl stood by watching. Here’s how she described the scene to her parents: “There was this big fire. A fireman ran into the house and when he came out, he was pregnant.”
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Winners: Tickets to see Jake Gill in Ellis with 99 KZ Country!
Congratulations to Alex Tinkel and Milton Jamison!
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The Ellis Chamber of Commerce presents “A Backroad Blowout with Jake Gill” Friday, June 9, 2017, 8 pm at the Ellis Jr. Free Fairgrounds. Gates Open at 6:30 pm.
KHAZ is giving you the chance to win a pair of tickets for this show and a Jake Gill t-shirt. Listen for chances to call in and register at 785-628-2995 with Theresa Trapp or Amy B. weekday mornings Tuesday, May 30 – Monday, June 5, 2017. Only one entry per person. No age requirement to enter.
Winners contacted Monday, June 5, 2017. Winners will need to pick up their tickets and t-shirt at the KHAZ Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Good luck from 99 KZ Country!
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Winner: 2017 Beef Month Giveaway with 99 KZ Country
Congratulations to Randy Hilgers!
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99 KZ Country is celebrating Beef Month by giving you the chance to win a $200 Beef Bundle from Heartland Foods of WaKeeney.
Listen for the herd of cows on KHAZ weekday mornings May 8 – May 30, 2017. That’s the cue to call 785-628-2995 to register for the drawing. One registration per person per day. No age requirement to register.
You can also register at Heartland Foods of WaKeeney, open seven days a week at 401 Russell Avenue in WaKeeney. Stop in and see the wide selection in the meat market. They are proud to be the Beef Month sponsor on KHAZ. Find them on Facebook too.
Winner will be announced May 31, 2017.
Winner will need to pick up the prize certificate at the KHAZ Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within thirty days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
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Winners: Willie Nelson’s album “God’s Problem Child” with 99 KZ Country!
We are giving away Willie Nelson’s album “God’s Problem Child” courtesy of Sony Legacy.
Listen to Theresa Trapp Monday, May 22 – 26, 2017 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win an album.
No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their albums at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Winners: Cody Scheck, Pam Bieker, Annie Dinkel, Cheryl Mefford and Don Burlison
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WILLIE NELSON – GOD’S PROBLEM CHILD
‘God’s Problem Child’ is Willie s first album to debut all-new songs since ‘Band of Brothers’ in 2014. It includes 13 new songs, including seven recently written by Willie and Buddy Cannon, his longtime collaborator and producer. The album’s title track, penned by Jamey Johnson and Tony Joe White, includes vocals by both writers and the legendary Leon Russell (on what may be Russell’s very last recording). Closing the album is “He Won’t Ever Be Gone,” a song written by Gary Nicholson that pays tribute to Willie’s outlaw country comrade, Merle Haggard.
God’s Problem Child track listing and songwriter credits. Produced by Buddy Cannon.
1. “Little House on the Hill” (Lyndel Rhodes)
2. “Old Timer” (Donnie Fritz/Lenny LeBlanc)
3. “True Love” (Willie Nelson/Buddy Cannon)
4. “Delete and Fast Forward” (Willie Nelson/Buddy Cannon)
5. “A Woman’s Love (Mike Reid/Sam Hunter)
6. “Your Memory Has a Mind Of Its Own” (Willie Nelson/Buddy Cannon)
7. “Butterfly” (Sonny Throckmorton/Mark Sherrill)
8. “Still Not Dead” (Willie Nelson/Buddy Cannon)
9. “God’s Problem Child” (Jamey Johnson/Tony Joe White)
10. “It Gets Easier” (Willie Nelson/Buddy Cannon)
11. “Lady Luck” (Willie Nelson/Buddy Cannon)
12. “I Made a Mistake” (Willie Nelson/Buddy Cannon)
13. “He Won’t Ever Be Gone” (Gary Nicholson)
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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Best Mom Ever” with 99 KZ Country
We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Best Mom Ever.”
Listen to Theresa Trapp Monday, May 8 – Friday, May 12, 2017 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win a book.
No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their books at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
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Show Mom how much she means to you with this collection of 101 heartwarming, and sometimes humorous, stories of gratitude and love for the woman who does it all! A great gift not just for Mother’s Day, but always.Show Mom how much she means to you with this collection of 101 heartwarming, and sometimes humorous, stories of gratitude and love for the woman who does it all! A great gift not just for Mother’s Day, but always.
Chicken Soup for the Soul: Best Mom Ever! is full of loving and entertaining anecdotes by grateful children, all in praise of the woman who encourages them, supports them, and most importantly, loves them. These stories will brighten any mother’s day, and show her that the kids were paying attention after all.
Winner 5/8/17: Don Burlison, Janet Barnes, Kay Moorhouse, Lavone McGinness and Myra Burns
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 5/12/17
National Limerick Day
A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd.
She was frightened–it must be allowed.
Soon a happy thought hit her —
To scare off the critter,
She sat up in bed and meowed.
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Winners: Tickets to see Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood in Kansas City with 99 KZ Country!
Congratulations to Angela Beck, Shelby Solida and Hannah Enslow!
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Garth Brooks with Trisha Yearwood will be in concert at Sprint Center in Kansas City May 5, 6, 7, 12 and 13, 2107.
KHAZ is giving you the chance to win a pair of tickets for the 7:30 pm show on Saturday, May 6, 2017. Register by calling 785-628-2995 when you hear Theresa Trapp or Amy B. play a Garth Brooks or Trisha Yearwood song Wednesday, April 26 – Friday, April 28, 2017. Only one entry per person. No age requirement to register.
Winners contacted Friday, April 28, 2017. Winners will need to pick up their tickets at the KHAZ Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Good luck from 99 KZ Country!
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Winners: A Jessi Colter Book/Album Package with 99 KZ Country
We are giving away the hardcover book, An Outlaw and a Lady: A Memoir of Music, Life with Waylon, and the Faith that Brought Me Home by Jessi Colter with a copy of her new album, The Psalms.
Listen to Theresa Trapp April 10 – 14, 2017 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win the book and album.
No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their books and albums at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Winners: Brandon Kuhn, Pat Sauer, Sandy Keas, Neva Rodgers and Rose Hammersmith
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Renowned songwriter, singer, and wife of Waylon Jennings writes an intimate, enormously entertaining memoir of American music, of life with Waylon and the Outlaws, and of faith lost and found.
The daughter of a Pentecostal evangelist and a race-car driver, Jessi Colter played piano and sang in church before leaving Arizona to tour with rock-n-roll pioneer Duane Eddy, whom she married. Colter became a successful recording artist, appearing on American Bandstand and befriending stars such as the Everly Brothers and Chet Atkins, while her songs were recorded by Nancy Sinatra, Dottie West, and others. Her marriage to Eddy didn’t last, however, and in 1969 she married the electrifying Waylon Jennings. Together, they made their home in Nashville which in the 1970s, was ground zero for roots music, drawing Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Kris Kristofferson, Shel Silverstein, and others to the Nashville Sound. And Jessi was at the center of it all, the only woman on the landmark Wanted: The Outlaws album, the record that launched the Outlaw Country genre and was the first country album to go platinum. She also tasted personal commercial success with the #1-single “I’m Not Lisa.”
But offstage, life was a challenge, as Waylon pursued his addictions and battled his demons. Having drifted from the church as a young woman, Jessi returned to her faith and found in it a source of strength in the turmoil of living with Waylon. In the 1980s, Waylon helped launch the super group The Highwaymen with Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, and Kris Kristofferson, and the hits kept rolling, as did Waylon’s reckless living. Amid it all, Jessi faithfully prayed for her husband until finally, at Thanksgiving 2001, Waylon found Jesus, just months before he died.
An Outlaw and a Lady is a powerful story of American music, of love in the midst of heartache, and of faith that sustains.
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Winners: Tickets to see Eric Church in Wichita with 99 KZ Country!
Congratulations Randy Hilgers, Torie Richmond, Randa Linner, David Rupp and Elsie Herzog!
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Eric Church will be in concert at Intrust Bank Arena in Wichita Friday, April 7, 2017.
KHAZ is giving you the chance to win a pair of tickets for this show. Register by calling 785-628-2995 when you hear Theresa Trapp play an Eric Church song Tuesday, March 21 – Friday, March 24, 2017. Only one entry per person. No age requirement to register.
Winners contacted Friday, March 24, 2017. Winners will need to pick up their tickets at the KHAZ Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Good luck from 99 KZ Country!
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Winners: 99 KZ Country T-Shirt Giveaway!!!
Register for a 99 KZ Country t-shirt by completing the form below. Please type “t-shirt” for subject and your preferred t-shirt size for message.
Or, send a post card to KHAZ T-Shirt Giveaway, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS 67601 with your name, phone number and preferred t-shirt size.
Only one entry per person. No age requirement to register.
Winners will need to pick up their t-shirts at the KHAZ Studio in Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Winner 3/24/17: Maryann Harcrow
Winner 3/17/17: Sharon Rhine
Winner 3/10/17: Ava Schumacher
Winner 3/3/17: Gale Brooks
Winner 2/24/17: Don Burlison
Winner 2/17/17: Kevin Fross
Winner 2/10/17: Kori Clark
Winner 2/3/17: Lonnie Weiser
Winner 1/27/17: Carol Michel
Winner 1/20/17: Kevin Sauer
Winner 1/13/17: Audrey Ummel
Winner 1/6/17: Linda Hammerschmidt
Winner 12/30/16: Linda Palmberg
Winner 12/23/16: Brenda Hoffman
Winner 12/9/16: Claudfia Stremel
Winner 11/25/16: Susan Rajewski
Winner 11/18/16: Mary Lou McDonald
Winner 11/11/16: Sarah Popp
Winner 11/4/16: Benda Perry
Winner 10/28/16: Kaysha Leiker
Winner 10/14/16: Toni Williams
Winner 10/7/16: Deb Meyers
Winner 9/30/16: Aaron Hahn
Winner 9/23/16: Kirk Voss
Winner 9/9/16: Pat Schumacher
Winner 9/2/16: Darrell Zigler
Winner 8/19/16: Chuck Zadina
Winner 8/12/16: Judy Augustine
Winner 8/5/16: Pat Sauer
Winner 7/22/16: Richard Harcrow
Winner 7/15/16: Sarah Beckner
Winner 7/8/16: Julie Miller
Winner 7/1/16: Judy Arnold
Winner 6/17/16: Jan Edwards
Winner 6/10/16: Karen Sears
Winner 5/27/16: Ron Sherard
Winner 5/20/16: Kevin Bieker
Winner 5/13/16: Glada Ummel
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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Random Acts of Kindness” with 99 KZ Country
We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Random Acts of Kindness.”
Listen to Theresa Trapp Monday, March 13 – 17, 2017 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win a book.
No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their books at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Winner 3/13/17: Tonya Mzwitchey
Winner 3/14/17: Don Burlison
Winner 3/15/17: Linda Palmberg
Winner 3/16/17: Diane Store
Winner 3/17/17: Sherry Smith
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Small gestures can make a big difference in someone’s day, even someone’s life. This collection of 101 uplifting, true stories will help you see the beauty in small, meaningful gestures and how such acts can make a difference in someone else’s life. From random acts of kindness to doing what’s right, this book shows how positive attitudes and good deeds can change the world.
This book shines a bright light on the widespread goodwill in our world as everyday heroes demonstrate acts of kindness, compassion and commitment to others. The stories in Chicken Soup for the Soul: Random Acts of Kindness will uplift you, inspire you, and brighten your day.
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Winners: Tickets to see Easton Corbin in Hays with 99 KZ Country!
Congratulations Brina Robinson and Darin Whittman!
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Easton Corbin will be in concert at The Fox in Hays Saturday, March 11, 2017 with Brady Weston Band.
KHAZ is giving you the chance to win a pair of general admission floor standing tickets for this show. Register by calling 785-628-2995 when Theresa Trapp plays an Easton Corbin song Monday, March 6 – Wednesday, March 8, 2017. Must be 18 to enter and win. Only one entry per person.
Winners contacted Wednesday, March 8, 2017. Winner will need to pick up their tickets at the KHAZ Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS.
Remember, one win per household per 30 days!
Good luck from 99 KZ Country!
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