Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/26/19
Where was Peter when his candle went out?
In the dark!
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Winners: Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Angels All Around” with 99 KZ Country
We are giving away the Chicken Soup for the Soul book “Angels All Around.”
Listen during a KZ Country Morning with Theresa Trapp Monday, August 26 – Friday, August 30, 2019 for chances to call 785-628-2995 and win. No age requirement to win.
Winners will need to pick up their books at the KZ Country Studio, 2300 Hall, Hays, KS within 30 days of winning.
In this book of 101 inspirational stories, contributors share their personal angel experiences of faith, miracles, and answered prayers, which will amaze and inspire you.
More than what we experience, it’s often the memory of who we experience that lasts. And sometimes, we experience an angel. You will be awed and inspired by these true personal stories from people who are certain that there are angels right here on earth. They know this, because they’ve met them, and if you open your eyes, and your heart, you may find that angels don’t live too far away after all.
Congrats Yvonne McGinnis, Don Burlison, Vivian Kruetzer, Linda Pfannenstiel and Terry Hagaman!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/23/19
Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/22/19
What is the difference between a fashionably attired young man and a tired dog?
One wars an entire costume and the other simply pants.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/21/19
What can you use to clean a dirty tuba?
A tuba toothpaste.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/20/19
A Ride to School
The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old
daughter missed her school bus. Her father had to drive her. Since he
did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the
school.
They rode several blocks before she told him to turn left, several more
before she indicated a right turn. This went on for 20 minutes – left,
right, right, left – but they finally reached the school. Then her
father realized they were only five blocks from home.
Much annoyed, the father asked his daughter why she’d led him around in
such a circle.
“That’s the way the school bus goes, Daddy,” the child explained. “It’s
the only way I know.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/19/19
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/16/19
A Wise Teacher
A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of
school:
“If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at
school, I promise not to believe everything he or she says happens at home.”
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/15/19
Q: Where do pencils go for vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/14/19
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: So they don’t peel!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/13/19
Q: Who is a bee’s favorite classical music composer?
A: Bee-thoven!
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KZ Country Cheesy Joke of the Day 8/12/19
My friend warned me not to steal the kitchen utensils, but it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
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