Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says, “Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar!” The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin, “D-Con Rat Poison.” The third mouse finishes his drink, slams his glass on the table and starts to leave. The first mouse says, “Where do you think you’re going?” The third mouse replies, “Time to go home and chase the cat.”
A college pizza delivery boy arrived at Larry’s house. He knocked on the
door and Larry answered. After taking the pizza, Larry asked: “What is
the usual tip?”
“Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other
guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I’ll be doing great.”
“Is that so?” snorted Larry. “Well, just to show them how wrong they
are, here’s five dollars.”
“Thanks,” replied the youth, “I’ll put this in my school fund.”
For 40 years, Riders In The Sky have been keepers of the flame passed on by the Sons of the Pioneers, Gene Autry and Roy Rogers, reviving and revitalizing Western music. And while remaining true to the integrity of the genre, they have themselves become modern-day icons by branding it with their own legendary wacky humor and way-out Western wit, and all along encouraging buckaroos and buckarettes to live life “The Cowboy Way!”
Riders In The Sky are stars of the stage, screen, the Grand Ole Opry, National Public Radio, XM Satellite Radio, Saturday morning TV and are the only exclusively Western artist to have won a Grammy Award. They truly are “America’s Favorite Cowboys!”
By definition, empirical data, and critical acclaim, they stand “hats & shoulders” above the rest of the purveyors of C & W – “Comedy & Western!” For 40 years Riders In The Sky have been keepers of the flame passed on by the Sons of the Pioneers, Gene Autry and Roy Rogers, reviving and revitalizing the genre. And while remaining true to the integrity of Western music, they have themselves become modern-day icons by branding the genre with their own legendary wacky humor and way-out Western wit, and all along encouraging buckaroos and buckarettes to live life “The Cowboy Way.” Riders In The Sky are exceptional not just in the sense that their music is of superlative standards (they are the ONLY exclusively Western artist to have won a Grammy, and Riders have won two), but by the fact that their accomplishments are an exception to the rule as well.
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When her young son developed an ear infection, his mother took him to
the pediatrician. The mother was very impressed with the way the doctor
directed his comments and questions directly to the boy.
At one point the doctor asked her son, “Is there anything you are
allergic to?” The boy nodded and whispered in the doctor’s ear.
Smiling, the pediatrician wrote out a prescription and handed it to the
mother. Without looking at it, she tucked it into her purse.
Later, the pharmacist filled the order, remarking on the unusual
food-drug interaction her son must have.
When he saw the mother’s puzzled expression, he showed her the label on
the bottle.
As per the doctor’s instructions, it read: “Do not take with broccoli.”
Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for my birthday,” Little Johnny said
to his Grandfather. “It’s the best present I ever got.”
“That’s great,” said his Grandfather, “do you know how to play it?”
“Oh, I don’t play it,” Little Johnny said. “My mom gives me a dollar a
day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a
week not to play it at night.”
Two lawyers, Jon and Chuck, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf.
Jon offers Chuck a bet. “Let’s say we bet $50.”
Chuck agrees and they’re off.
After the 8th hole, Chuck is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into
the rough on the 9th. “Help me find my ball. Look over there,” he said
to Jon.
After a few minutes, neither have any luck and a lost ball carries a two
stroke penalty, so Chuck pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to
the ground. “I’ve found my ball!” he announces.
Jon looks at him. “After all of the years we’ve been partners and
playing together, you’d cheat me out of a lousy 50 dollars?”
“What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!”
“And you’re a liar, too!” Jon said. “I’ll have you know I’ve been
STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!”
A teenage boy was visiting his grandmother. Like all growing boys, he was constantly hungry, so grandma went to the refrigerator to find something he might like. After poking around a bit and moving the milk and juice cartons, she spotted a bowl of leftover chili.
She called out to him excitedly. He came running into the kitchen.
“Look! I found some chili!”
Struggling to be polite, he said, “If you’re that surprised to find it,
I’m not really sure I want it.”
Three mice are sitting around drinking and boasting about their strengths. The first mouse says, “Mouse traps, Ha! I do pushups with the bar!” The second mouse pulls a pill from his pocket, swallows it, and says with a grin, “D-Con Rat Poison.” The third mouse finishes his drink, slams his glass on the table and starts to leave. The first mouse says, “Where do you think you’re going?” The third mouse replies, “Time to go home and chase the cat.”
